Comments on Fermented Fur: Don't Tell Me This Is Impossible. Really.

You're - crap. Sorry. Sobriety challenged.

2009-12-15T20:55:38.560-06:00

You're - crap. Sorry. Sobriety challenged.

Your screwed! I love cleaning! BUT you would hav...

2009-12-15T20:54:56.288-06:00

Your screwed! I love cleaning! BUT you would have to hold/engage/love the snot producer. I sure as hell know that wouldn't happen (without endagering his emotional well being or yours)...I live here and you live there...too. But later may be closer? One never knows.
I tell you though, don't fall for that ten minute crap as it turns into ten times ten!! Swear. (Not only swear to it, but swear while doing it.)
Do you need to have the sobriety test/word verification thingy?!

OMG, Lori! I hop on here for five seconds and now...

2009-12-13T19:05:04.772-06:00

OMG, Lori! I hop on here for five seconds and now have almost peed my pants laughing. Thanks.
No, I have no suggestions on how to do what you're asking. If I did, I wouldn't have those ten pesky pounds hanging off my frame. (And before you say you're a skinny girl, just remember, scrubs can be slimming if worn properly.)
BTW, I fully intent to quote you on how jean size is determined.
Smile Always,
One of your technicians (who doesn't work very often).

Nice try, Not-My-Husband. :-) I'd say that falls i...

2009-12-13T16:55:13.003-06:00

Nice try, Not-My-Husband. :-) I'd say that falls into the "physical exertion" category and is therefore disqualified.

I have just the answer... Run the vaccum twice per...

2009-12-13T16:53:08.874-06:00

I have just the answer... Run the vaccum twice per day, 10 minutes each time and the goal will be achieved.

Signed,
Not your husband