Zombie (Mushroom) Outbreak?

Okay. Now I'm worried. As I'm sure you noticed, earlier today I posted about the Zombie Penis Mushrooms (tm) growing in my yard. But I just visited my Facebook page and saw a post from The Bloggess. Yes, her posts are often cause for concern - mostly for Tom, because he's afraid she's going to give me ideas, which is a totally valid point, because she is incredibly inspirational in the best insane-but-medicated way - but this time I'm afraid something is really going on in the Fabulous World of Zombie Fungi.

In the interest of public safety and extremely good reasons to buy a gallon of Jack Daniel's and a machete, please go read her post on the Mushroom Boobie she found in her yard. Yes, she took pictures, too. (Because that's what you do when you have a blog and mutant undead fungi on your property. You're welcome.) Only her mushroom is apparently a sign. Mine might be, too, but I strongly suspect that hers is a Zombie Boobie Mushroom.

I'm wondering if her (apparently) female zombies are looking for my (apparently) male zombies. Since she's in Texas, and I'm at the opposite end of I-35 in Minnesota, I'm thinking if you live in Kansas, you should be very, very concerned.

I shall await the opinions of the Zombie Experts before I decide whether or not to dig the gasoline-filled moat.