Updates From Experts

I should've known. My Zombie Penis Mushrooms (tm) actually are (and you are totally going to think I'm making this up), according to alert commenter Mike, really and truly called Phallus ravenelli. I stand by my ability to identify phalli... though I still suspect zombie involvement, especially in light of the Bloggess's nearly simultaneous discovery.

(Further updates as they become available. Or as people make them up. Though Mike's update is completely legitimate and scientific. Thanks, Mike!)