I always suspected, and now I know. My life may be semi-worthless, but my death would be a financial windfall... if I had more than $10,000 in life insurance!
Thursday, June 05, 2008
This is Depressing
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3 comments:
Well, I am worth $10,955,000 dead! Great! Just great! Don't tell my kids or they will try to have me bumped off!
Lisa
See, I always knew you were worth about ten times more than me! Brat!
I'm worth $10,000 dead, which is $9,999 more than I'm worth now.
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